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The Three Bears

The plane drops him off on a sandbar miles from civilization. He spends the rest of the day stalking through the woods seeking his quarry: the elusive American Black Bear. Near the end of the first day he spots one and lines up his rifle to take the shot. He squeezes off a shot and watches in satisfaction as the smallish bear drops.

Walking up to his trophy he pauses to admire it. He then feels a tapping on his shoulder. Turning, he sees the biggest black bear standing behind him. With a deafening roar, the bear spins him back around and fucks him right in the ass. Hard.

The guys comes to some time later and crawls back to the sand bar to await the plane. As he sits there waiting he vows that he will have his revenge on that bear. The plane shows up and takes him back to civilization where the guy makes arrangements for a hunt next year in the same area.

The next year he's back up there, hunting that huge bruin of a bear. He's hunted hard for a week when he spots the monster cruising the timber. The man takes careful aim and begins to squeeze the trigger when he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning he sees the world's biggest grizzly bear standing there. With a roar the bear flips him around and fucks him in the ass. And when he's done, the bear tosses him aside and leaves.

The guy is outraged and vows to kill that grizzly. So, on the flight back to civilization, he makes arrangements to be in that same area the next year.

Sure enough, he's back up there a year later hunting that grizzly. After a week of hard hunting he spots the bear near a creek and makes his way there. Getting in close he lines up to take a shot when he feels the dreaded tapping on his shoulder.

Turning he sees an absolutely huge polar bear standing behind him. He begins to cry as the rifle slips from his nerveless fingers. Dropping to his knees he whimpers as he begins to take off his pants for the humping that is about to commence When the pants hit the ground the bears says, "Something tells me that you don't come up here for the hunting."